Oh and one more thing.................

Greatest quote by a kicker ever!!!!

Mike Vanderjagt, Dallas Kicker on his latest injury:

"Parcells doesn't know anything about my groin"

You wait until the Tuna gets wind of that. He may be employing that ball bat.

Singing Monkeys and other Stories of Davey Jones

Ok so in a previous post I revealed my little Monkeys desire to sing along with the radio just like her old man. She has become COMPLETELY OBSESSED with Rascal Flatts' Life is a Highway. Tom Cochran had only one song and it just won't die. I had stopped listening to it since Mix 96 kept on playing it, everday, 4 times a day, for 10 years after the song came out. She also seems to like the new song by Faith Hill, Sunshine and Summer time. Wouldn't you think that Faith Hill was the name of some Christian Rock band rather than a hot little piece of ass? SERIOUSLY, what does she see in Tim? She could do a whole hell of a lot better.

Speaking of hot pieces of ass, how is Storm still on Rock Star? I love that she keeps moving on, but seriously, out of the 6 that were left last night, Ryan was probably not the one who should have gone. She has to be banging Tommy or something. Actually I think that is how Jill hung around so long. When she wouldn't let Gilby take her up the ass they cut her. And is Jason Newsted channelling Lyle Lovett or what? Dude you were in Metallica, find a better hairstyle.

Disclaimer: Oh in case I didn't mention it before anything goes here (clearly). So if you have a problem with any of this, well, too bad.

Oh yes Davey Jones. Go see Pirates 2. You'll be glad you did. WAAAAAAAAYYY better than Superman. Speaking of Jones, she created the Greatest video ever. Girl 2 words: You Tube.

Funny haha not funny strange (well maybe)

Today class we are discussing who is funny and who is not. Contrary to what Todd's Wife believes I am RIGHT.

Not Funny: Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, David Spade, Rob Schneider, Jerry Seinfeld, Ron White, Jim Carrey

Funny: Bill Cosby, Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Phil Hartman, That guy with the puppets, 3 Stooges, Statler and Waldorf (the two old guys up in the balcony from the Muppets and that should tell you everything you need to know about my psyche), Bill Maher (I am not into politics but I enjoy Mr. Maher) Matthew Perry, Chris Tucker,

Have their moments: Chris Rock, Larry the Cable Guy, Bernie Mac, Cedric the entertainer, Dennis Miller (yeah I know he is over the top but I liked him on Monday Night Football I guess I was his only fan)

IIIIIII'mmmmm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKK

You missed me didn't you? I'm depressed because I didn't get a job because I got that fucking bankruptcy on my record. I really can't stand looking for a job anymore. I am tired of getting punished for mistakes that I made in my past. Why can't I get some kind of second chance? Why can't I find a decent job? No mas. I am done searching until I get my degree or at least in my last semester. I can't take the abuse anymore.

Pussycat Dolls is a awesome name for a band. & they are damn hot.

Why is Chris Berman and Steve Young dressed alike? It's freaky.

I can't stand it when the wife is female-ing. She is 3 shades of crabby and bitchy for like 4 days. At lest she sucks my dick while she's doing that.

Brett Favre needs to retire and Mike McCarthy was just hired to kiss his ass.

The day we go back to marking time with tapestry is the day western civilization collapses upon itself.