Singing Monkeys and other Stories of Davey Jones

Ok so in a previous post I revealed my little Monkeys desire to sing along with the radio just like her old man. She has become COMPLETELY OBSESSED with Rascal Flatts' Life is a Highway. Tom Cochran had only one song and it just won't die. I had stopped listening to it since Mix 96 kept on playing it, everday, 4 times a day, for 10 years after the song came out. She also seems to like the new song by Faith Hill, Sunshine and Summer time. Wouldn't you think that Faith Hill was the name of some Christian Rock band rather than a hot little piece of ass? SERIOUSLY, what does she see in Tim? She could do a whole hell of a lot better.

Speaking of hot pieces of ass, how is Storm still on Rock Star? I love that she keeps moving on, but seriously, out of the 6 that were left last night, Ryan was probably not the one who should have gone. She has to be banging Tommy or something. Actually I think that is how Jill hung around so long. When she wouldn't let Gilby take her up the ass they cut her. And is Jason Newsted channelling Lyle Lovett or what? Dude you were in Metallica, find a better hairstyle.

Disclaimer: Oh in case I didn't mention it before anything goes here (clearly). So if you have a problem with any of this, well, too bad.

Oh yes Davey Jones. Go see Pirates 2. You'll be glad you did. WAAAAAAAAYYY better than Superman. Speaking of Jones, she created the Greatest video ever. Girl 2 words: You Tube.