I have returned

Can anyone explain to me what the point of cutting the donut in half is? Or why it's always the 450 lbs woman who cuts it? Look bitch, whole donut half donut your fat ass is still gonna need a shoe horn to get in and out of your office chair.

Words of wisdom from my 5 year old, you know the one who reads the NY Times. "You get what you get and don't throw a fit." Sometimes that kid just amazes me.

As the temperature drops so do people's IQ in Illinois and Iowa.