The latest wonderings of a crazy person

Why do they say 10 Million big ones? Isn’t it 10 Millions little ones? It’s 10 million ones. Now 10 million, 10 million dollar bills would be 10 million big ones.

You want interesting characters? Try baseball announcers. There are many that are funny. Even more that are interesting. But the best ones are the ones that are quirky. Yes Bob Uker, I’m talking about you.

TGIF = Thank God It’s Football season. I’ve missed the big hits, the cheerleaders, the excitement, the cheerleaders, the strategy, and oh, the cheerleaders.

I’ve got Bon Jovi’s “Bed of Roses” stuck in my head. And now you do too.

Speaking of Bon Jovi, What the hell was Ritchie Sambora doing? Uh, dude Denise Richards is a downgrade from Heather Locklear. She had kids with Charlie Sheen for Pete’s sake.

You’ve heard of cutting off your nose to spite your face? I’m considering cutting off my nose to spite my mucus glands.

Ramblings of a sane man in a insane world (or does that go the other way?)

Hola!!! I have returned after a too long hiatus.

Do you remember going school clothes shopping when you were a kid? Worst 48 hours of my year, every year. In case you don't know me, look up gangly in a dictionary. The picture of the kid there is me about age 10. Needless to say they didn't (and still don't) make clothes for tall skinny kids. Short fat kids? All over the place. Big and Tall? They have there own section. Short and skinny? Probably still in the kids department. Tall and skinny? Fuggedaboudit.

Why does the whirlpool at the they YMCA make so many bubbles? I guess why it is going to be drained this weekend. Personally, I make my own bubbles.

Speaking of making my own bubbles, my partner in crime is getting married next month. I'm sure both of us married has got be a sign of the Apocalypse.

So I'm taking this theater class right. Yeah yeah I thought the same thing. But it is actually kind of interesting. Plays, like music, help earmark certain periods in history. To see the evolution of man through the eyes and words of a few talented people throughout history does kind of strike me as remarkable. Many times they are writing about themselves, yet you still somehow think they are talking about you or someone you know.

By the way, work sucks ass. I have been described, by more than one person, as a ticking timebomb. Some unlucky bitch is going to say the wrong thing at the wrong time on the wrong day and BOOOM!!!!!!! Hiroshima in the ghetto.

Oh, in case you are interested I am typing all of this in my boxers.

So for this theater class our group project we are writing a script. The spirit moved me and out came a page and a half of intro. Maybe next week another couple of pages will find there way out of my fingers.