Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' and Pukin'

Let me be the first to say I am depressed by the revelation that there is no Britney Spears sex tape. I was looking forward to seeing that. And not for Federline's naked ass either.

If the sound of children laughing is supposed to be happy, why does it always give me a headache?

Man was I sick Sunday going into Monday. Poopin and Pukin all over the place. It was nasty. The one I really felt sorry for was the wife who stayed up with me all night.

Speaking of small and angry she informs me that she has not been pleased with the content found in this blog. So babe this is for you..........

My wife is my world. I could not live without her. She completes me. She is my rock, she keeps me sane when I try to go off the deep end. She is the half that makes me whole. Without her I would be the serial killer she always thought I could be. After 7 years I think she might even think I am right about some things. Another 7 years and I might even convince her I'm a nice guy. These have been the best 7 years of my life and I can't wait to spend the next 75 with her.