Bad beats & other reasons I'm insane
Ok, so the poker gods hate me this month. I get my money in good some jackass calls me with nothing and hits a 50 to 1 shot and knocks me out of another tournament. I have one hand stand up the last two weeks and am about ready to shoot myself. You've heard of lucky in love, unlucky in cards? Well it must be gonna get hot between the sheets soon, 'cuz I haven't done shit with cards recently.
And I have just been out of sync today. I just seem to be about a half beat behind every one else. And so does my computer. I type and it justs sits there. Weird.
Did anyone else know that East Moline was not a city in Illinois? Not according to the unemployment office. There is no unemployment data for East Moline.
I have just been stupid by my monkey. She clearly hasn't spoken to her mother who can never tell how much 3/4 of anything is. Damn it woman it's just like using quarters. IT IS FUCKING 3 QUARTERS!!!!! Ok I'm better now.
Great time at Robo-Chic's and TNT's last night. The Big Lebowski was funny and the Choose your own adventure movie was great. The food was awesome and it was sooooooooo nice to get out of the house without the kids and be with other adults and act like kids. Couldn't get used to the couch though. Wife woulda bitched the whole way home if I didn't sit next to her though.
& I don't know what I'm gonna do with that dog. If she doesn't stop peeing on the floor the wife might drown her in her own fluids.
Speaking of fluids, its sounds like the wife might be passing some right now. No more chili for her.
And I have just been out of sync today. I just seem to be about a half beat behind every one else. And so does my computer. I type and it justs sits there. Weird.
Did anyone else know that East Moline was not a city in Illinois? Not according to the unemployment office. There is no unemployment data for East Moline.
I have just been stupid by my monkey. She clearly hasn't spoken to her mother who can never tell how much 3/4 of anything is. Damn it woman it's just like using quarters. IT IS FUCKING 3 QUARTERS!!!!! Ok I'm better now.
Great time at Robo-Chic's and TNT's last night. The Big Lebowski was funny and the Choose your own adventure movie was great. The food was awesome and it was sooooooooo nice to get out of the house without the kids and be with other adults and act like kids. Couldn't get used to the couch though. Wife woulda bitched the whole way home if I didn't sit next to her though.
& I don't know what I'm gonna do with that dog. If she doesn't stop peeing on the floor the wife might drown her in her own fluids.
Speaking of fluids, its sounds like the wife might be passing some right now. No more chili for her.
posted by doogie at 6:54 PM
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