Friday, July 28, 2006

Random Volcanoes and other reasons my house is a furnace

7/28/06

Posts on back to back days, how about that! It's frackin' hot in this house and I do not understand why. The air runs 24/7 and so do the fans, but yet we are 5 degrees cooler than the sun right now. Where is that wife of mine? Shouldn't she be home by now? Satan is probably bitching at her about how horrible our kids are, while hers are out knocking over convenient stores and knocking up whores.

Another sit-n-go another $500 on full contact. After busting out like a donkey and going broke on consecutive days it's nice to play better.

Good lord do I need a new job. I am not even being picky. I just want to be a full time employee somewhere with some health insurance. It's not like I'm trying to be Donald Trump.

Can I get a "sweat, sweat" from the congregation? Amen

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