Friday, September 08, 2006

Are you ready for some football?!?!?!?!?!?!

People!!! Hello!!!

Football season is here, for us Cubs fans that usually starts around the 4th of July. Steelers and Dolphins kicked it off and it was a decent game. Now we get down to the real nitty gritty. My 'Boys are gonna have a slobberknocker with Jacksonville this week. It's gonna be great. Love football. Live it, eat it, breathe it, sleep it, have all kinds of nasty kinky sex with it. That reminds me, there was this one time either last season or the one before I was up watching NFL Gameday/Countdown/Kickoff whatever the hell they call the one on ESPN that year and the kids were sleeping for some strange reason late on a Sunday morning. Wife came over and for some reason I had a boner going and she said "OOOH!!! You do like football don't you?" She pulled my pants off me, sucked my dick for about 15 seconds then jumped on top and fucked me like nobodys business. We were getting it on and everyonce in a while you would hear Chris Berman yell one of his catch phrases. Kids slept through the whole thing. Kinda funny. Damn good nookie though..... We should fuck all the time during the game. There are some guys who would be against that, but dude if it was as good as that time she could bang me during the SuperBowl.

But I digress, if you wanna talk sex and football that equals Suzy Kolber and that is a blog unto herself, which I may do before this season is out. And I digress some more.............

Football, football, football. Love it. I think I may take the kids to homecoming next week. Probably won't get to stay long, but we'll see how it goes. Maybe I can convince them to stay until halftime when the band comes out.

And there are different styles of football. Sometimes you are in the mood for just a smashmouth grind it out beat the living shit outta the other guy game and sometimes you wanna see a whambamthankyoumaam here we score again gunfight.

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