Bill Parcells is a god
July 29,2006
So I am watching the press conference with the Tuna tonight about today's practice and in his usual Parcells way makes me laugh while he is commenting on Terrell Owens. He states "Well what I usually do is I tell the player what I expect from them. Then if that doesn't work I take a ball bat to them. If that doesn't get their attention, then I send them on their way." Too bad you can't treat children the same way.
Speaking of children, my monkey is trying to get herself evicted from this house at the ripe old age of 5. She has been mouthy, stubborn, condescending, and all out disrespectful, which clearly infringes upon my territory. I didn't get along with my mom because I am too much like her and she didn't get along with Grandpa because she was too much like him. But I thought the world of my grandfather and Mom and monkey have a great relationship, so you must have to skip generations. So me and her kids will be fab. Maybe she'll spit me out a boy to watch football with. Kid love to sing though. She is starting to match me note for note in singing along with the car radio. At least they're musical and not video game addicted. Songs from the dashboard are free, discs for the Xbox are not.
Well I guess I am done talking, time for bed.
So I am watching the press conference with the Tuna tonight about today's practice and in his usual Parcells way makes me laugh while he is commenting on Terrell Owens. He states "Well what I usually do is I tell the player what I expect from them. Then if that doesn't work I take a ball bat to them. If that doesn't get their attention, then I send them on their way." Too bad you can't treat children the same way.
Speaking of children, my monkey is trying to get herself evicted from this house at the ripe old age of 5. She has been mouthy, stubborn, condescending, and all out disrespectful, which clearly infringes upon my territory. I didn't get along with my mom because I am too much like her and she didn't get along with Grandpa because she was too much like him. But I thought the world of my grandfather and Mom and monkey have a great relationship, so you must have to skip generations. So me and her kids will be fab. Maybe she'll spit me out a boy to watch football with. Kid love to sing though. She is starting to match me note for note in singing along with the car radio. At least they're musical and not video game addicted. Songs from the dashboard are free, discs for the Xbox are not.
Well I guess I am done talking, time for bed.
posted by doogie at 8:35 PM
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