Bitchin' about bitches
Can anyone explain to me how the fuck Andrea Kramer got the Sunday Night gig? She was never good on ESPN, probably their 8th or 9th best reporter. I've got no problem with women covering football (see my unprofessed love for Suzy Kolber) and I think Michele Tofoya does an outstanding job as well, but Kramer sucks ass. My mom used to complain that she blinks too much, which I never noticed until she pointed it out. Now I just can't get past it. If Al Michaels asks her a follow-up question, which is completely normal in the field of journalism, she stammers and seems uncomfortable. Answering question is as much a part of the job as being a talking head sweetheart.
I just looked up and it appears my family has abandoned me.
Speaking of family, hers has to go. It was the monkey's birthday this weekend, and her mom decided that she wanted some time now. Tough shit. If you want a relationship with your grandchildren you have to have it more than just on their birthdays and holidays. Hell, the fro sees her more than than her grandmother. A few years ago, the only person to call the wife on her birthday was my boy Sedrick. And he was just calling to say hey to me. I was like "dude, you're calling to say happy birthday to the wife right? You're the only one to make the phone ring today." She protects her family all the time, but they are all shit. She gets mad at me because I tell her she should just cut ties with them. Now, I realize I am different person. I have lost so many people that were important to me, it has become second nature to move on. She doesn't go out of her way to have friends outside of her family and when they shit on her she has nowhere to go. And I used to like her mom. It's no big secret about my unbridled hate for her sisters.
Ok Wendy's nobody is going to think of how much money is in their checking account in terms of frosty's so just stop it. The same with you Geico, the caveman bit was never funny, now it's just sad. Find a new schtick.
Ok, once and for all, when you raise in poker you don't need to go all in. STOP IT DAMN IT!!!
I just looked up and it appears my family has abandoned me.
Speaking of family, hers has to go. It was the monkey's birthday this weekend, and her mom decided that she wanted some time now. Tough shit. If you want a relationship with your grandchildren you have to have it more than just on their birthdays and holidays. Hell, the fro sees her more than than her grandmother. A few years ago, the only person to call the wife on her birthday was my boy Sedrick. And he was just calling to say hey to me. I was like "dude, you're calling to say happy birthday to the wife right? You're the only one to make the phone ring today." She protects her family all the time, but they are all shit. She gets mad at me because I tell her she should just cut ties with them. Now, I realize I am different person. I have lost so many people that were important to me, it has become second nature to move on. She doesn't go out of her way to have friends outside of her family and when they shit on her she has nowhere to go. And I used to like her mom. It's no big secret about my unbridled hate for her sisters.
Ok Wendy's nobody is going to think of how much money is in their checking account in terms of frosty's so just stop it. The same with you Geico, the caveman bit was never funny, now it's just sad. Find a new schtick.
Ok, once and for all, when you raise in poker you don't need to go all in. STOP IT DAMN IT!!!
posted by doogie at 6:08 PM
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