What age did your kids decide they needed to know what was going on in the world?

So I go to the library today to get out of the house and the wife forces me to take the shrimp with me. Great! Now not only do I not get to concentrate on what I want to look at, I have to waste time pissing through the kids section. So I pick out a couple of kiddie books and we go upstairs so I can try to find something I want to look at. After about 5 minutes she declares herself done. Typical. Now she's gonna want to wander all over the fucking place. So she goes over to the newspapers and procedes to pull out the New York Times. I thought she was going to make a big mess with it. So we moved to a table and she sat there looking at it like she actually understood it. Great, my 4 year old is now smarter than half the American population. I guess college is going to be expensive. I still need a topic for this weeks news entry. I guess I'll have to review some TV show.